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I'm actually not sexy.
I'm actually not sexy.
♥ Bonjour mon petit croissant, you're beautiful as fuck and I love you ♥
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life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit

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Send me a letter saying why you followed me


A - Thirst followed

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im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot

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opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

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man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

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he got a kik tho??

Zayn Malik, a poem


boy can draw
chiseled jaw
not a flaw
fuck me raw

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