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I'm actually not sexy.
I'm actually not sexy.
♥ Bonjour mon petit croissant, you're beautiful as fuck and I love you ♥
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tyleroakley:

god is so good to us

(Source: thegaysticky, via zackisontumblr)

windexbottles:

mother: ew what are you like twelve

baby

(Source: rnicrophone, via turtwink)

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

(via snorlaxatives)

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via sigh-chobabble)

accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

(Source: americatbh, via sigh-chobabble)

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