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I'm actually not sexy.
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eastcoastslang:

im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars 

(via cramp)

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

(via king-bootylicious)

foxnewsofficial:

next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via psychohoho)

person I dislike:*coughs*
me:can you not

stability:

if you can hear anything over your music it’s not loud enough

(Source: stability, via gay-warden)

nakedly:

nakedly:

i hate perfect people

which is why i hate myself

(via vatefairefoutreputain)

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