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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(Source: okuyasue, via trust)

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds, via lindsaylohoean)

problemactic:

"drop down and give me 20!"

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(via suckmyk0sh)

allteensrelate:

my brain during school

(via stability)

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

(via chainsawpunk)

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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